Tom, my source for all things nonsensical, just sent me this delightful exchange between Catholic and Presbyterian church signs:
Sorry, the image didn't do what I'd hoped it would, but if you click on it you should be able to read the signs.
I'm sure my PCUSA friends are begging to explain the differences between their denomination and Cumberland Presbyterians about now.
Update: For those of you who can't get the image to work, the exchange between the signs goes something like this:
Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church: ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN/ READ THE BIBLE
Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church: GOS LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS/ DOGS INCLUDED
Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church: DOGS DON'T HAVE SOULS/ THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE
Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church: CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN/ PRESBYTERIAN DOGS CAN TALK TO THEIR PASTOR
Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church: CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL
Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church: FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION
Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church: DOGS ARE ANIMALS/ THERE AREN'T ANY ROCKS IN HEAVEN EITHER
Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church: ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
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